Hi, are you a white man or woman living in the United States, and feeling unsure where all your black friends went?
Over the last few years, have you noticed an increase in “complaining” and thought to yourself, “what’s all the hubbub?!”
If so, try humility!
Humility is a noninvasive treatment designed to cure a multitude of ailments such as racism, xenophobia, sexism, and hypermasculinity.
Triggered by the previous sentence? Then humility is for you!
Don’t worry, you’re not alone. Before humility our clients shared an array of concerns that just didn’t make sense to them…
Wondering why Kareem won’t answer your texts? Unsure why your college buddy now has the “follow” button next to him on Instagram after your last posts?
Or maybe you can’t comprehend why you’re having trouble finding a girlfriend after casting your ballot for a sex predator.
Well, we have just the solution for you, humility.
Did you know humility has existed for millennia and was even prescribed by Jesus? His words, not mine!
Humility is a simple approach that begins with the important recognition that we don’t know everything. Next, we channel our cognitive focus into curiosity to learn and continue learning. After that, you’re well on your way to practicing humility!
Afraid, you’ll be infected by the “woke mind virus?”
well don’t be, because if it’s good enough for Jesus, it must be good enough for you.
Humility is good for any relationship…
getting side eyed after a Fox News notification pops up on your phone during a game of pick-up basketball? No problem. Slow down and try some humility friend!
Feeling compelled to quote Candace Owens when your daughter comes home with her ethnically ambiguous girlfriend? Uh oh, just because she’s a Black woman, doesn’t mean she will appreciate it, partner.
But don’t worry, just try some humility!
Benefits of humility include…
· Feeling more comfortable with yourself
· Increased relationships with family, friends, and lovers
· Being invited to the cookout (potentially)
· And just not being an overall d***
Side effects of humility include… well, none. In fact, did you know 9/10 Black people recommend humility, and the 1 is selling out the other 9?
Humility may not be for you if…
· You’d like to try it only to make Black friends
· You want to improve your chances of getting laid by listing it on your dating profile
· Or if you want to be the most “woke” liberal at the dinner table (sorry Susie, it doesn’t work that way).
Now… We know what you’re thinking, how can I afford something this great in this economy? Don’t worry, if you act now, you can have lifetime access to humility for 12 easy payments of, you guessed it, free.99!
Humility! From the makers of diversity—because embracing different backgrounds doesn’t make you gay— try humility today!
You may be one “my bad, I was wrong” away from having truly loving relationships with others!
…
